News Until You Puke

I watch way too much news. If I do not, I will miss out on the Second Coming, the spreading Tsunamis, the meteors, the rising water melting from the glaciers, the alien invasion, or the next terror attacks that have been promised over the last four years. Because I do not want to miss any of these events, I watch way too many news reports.

Beauty I watch way too many news programs. I am well-versed in beheadings and bodies with bullets. I've seen too many car bombs, and have lots of body parts around. Few days ago, they discovered a dozen heads packed in boxes. It's not the way to win a war. It's a shame I know. I wonder what happened to the others. This is only because I listen and watch way too many news reports.

I have way too many opinions on too many things. O'Reilly and Limbaugh are both too smart-assed, angry and repressed to be my style. I've listened to too much news to know who they are. It was cool that I heard a couple of things...in news reports about their private lives. This was something I heard on the news. You know, I listen way too much. Air America is my favorite. This is a newsworthy group if there ever was one. They're cool. Although they scare me to death, I still like them. The news they provide about the government makes me wonder about what else I have read. The news they read makes me think that my thoughts about the rest of the news are at least reasonable. It's nice to know that I am not alone with my reactions after reading so much News.

Some of the Republican politicians, who love Jesus, seem to enjoy making wars more than others. The politicians also make love, but they are often caught with the wrong person or even the wrong sexual orientation. It was in the newspaper. Recently, I heard that Mrs. Bush left the Whitehouse because Mr. Bush was having fun with... well, other people. That's a lot of news. Who knows, I didn't watch it on Fox, AOL, etc., but it may not be news to the general public. The news says that I will not see the story on TV because it won't be reported. So, I suppose we lost. The news tells me this president might not be real and so many voters had their votes thrown out. OK, Democratic voters. This would depress me, but it seems to be true. It's true! I heard it on the news twice.

Due to the media, I've learned a lot about CEOs who are taking way too many resources from others in order to enrich themselves. A lot of them. I'm told by the news how much Congressmen, Reps and CEOs steal from public coffers. It's in the media. Retirements and birthday parties that cost millions of dollars, making God jealous because he no longer owns all the cattle in a thousand mountains. Former CEO is doing it! He can, at least. All smirking chimps, as they seem to be so sorry after they get caught and shocked, since they are innocent. But I bet that if nobody noticed they wouldn't be at all sorry and would take more. We'd get more information later. In the news, I saw that Enron didn't give out power as they claimed they did not have. But they got the money from Californians who were trying to stay warm (or cool...I forgot which). Made me kinda mad. They went to prison, but I don't want us to read that Mr. Trump, their friend and best man, is pardoning them on his way out. In the news, I saw that he could do this. This is concerning to me, because when I read about the time the president left Texas after a term as governor and was asked by the people who were going to clean up the mess he had caused that it wasn't his responsibility. Hope I didn't miss reading that he would say the same thing again when he leaves office. He probably does. In the newspaper, I once read that most people do not change their ways of living and are still the same.

Why am I doing this? You know...reading and listening to the opinions and news about people who are in the media and wish they were never discovered by the media. Do I want to hear about the number of heads that have been stuffed into boxes or people who were crushed by earthquakes? If I do not keep up with news I will miss something really important. It didn't go well when I once tried to avoid the news and the opinion of the "big boys" about the subject. Not knowing what I missed, I became nervous. In the newspaper, I once read that they wanted us to feel nervous because it was a great way of controlling us. They also changed the rules and we no longer had the freedom we used to have before. This news is a losing battle! Even the reason why news is as it is is now being discussed!

What I believed to be news turned out not to be. This was actually a fake government advertisement. They were caught. They were caught on TV.